Mom – Beta tu baal kyun nahi katwata??
Son – Tum samajhti nahi ho maa, ye fashion hai”
Mom – Are idiot…! Ladke wale teri behan ko dekhne aaye the aur tujhe pasand kar gaye hain.

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Hindi ki Teacher Class main padha rahi thi, Achanak Pappu Utha aur bola
Pappu – Mam, May i go to Washroom
Madam (Gusse Main) – Hindi nahi aati, Hindi ke Period main Hindi main Bola karo
Pappu – Bahanji, Pesaab Kar aaye
Madam – Theek hai jaao
Dusre din English ki Class main
Pappu – Bahan ji Pesaab kar aaye
Madam (Gusse main) – English ki class main English main Baat kiya karo
Pappu – OK Mam, May I go to Washroom
Madam – Ok Go
Pappu ne socha ki ab wo kisi ko sikayat ka mauka nahi dega
aur teesre din Sangeet ki Class main
Pappu (Gaana Gate hue) – Yayi re Yayi re Jor se Su Su AAyi Re,
Madam – Tutak Tutak Tutiya Bahar Jakar Mutiyaa