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Main Apne Papa ki Pari hun

htsmasti — Sat, 19 Jan 2019 17:55:41 +0000

Main Apne Papa ki Pari hun Ladki Jokes

Ladki – Main apne PAPA ki Pari hun
Ladka – Main bhi apne papa ka Para hun
Ladki – PARA ?? ye kya hai??
Ladka – Mujhe dekhte hi unka PARA Chad jata hai na…

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Ladka aur Ladki ki Takkar ho Gayi

htsmasti — Tue, 11 Dec 2018 17:36:05 +0000

Ladka Ladki Jokes | Ladka aur Ladki ki Takkar

Ek Ladke ki Bike se Scooty Wali Ladki ki Takkar ho gayi
Public ne Ladke ko Khoob jamkar Mara,
Usko Buri tarah Peeta,
Fir Ladki aur Scooty ko Uthaya
Ek Aadmi Ladki se bola – Apko Lagi to nahi??
Ladki – Nahi, ye to Roj ka kaam hai…Scooty Chalana Seekh rahi hu na

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Yamraj – Main Teri Jaan lene aaya hu..
Ladka – Le Jaiye, Wo Pados main 3 Ghar Chodkar rahati hai..Uska naam Soniya hai

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Ladka Ladki Jokes on Whatsapp
Boy and Girl Jokes
Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye
Ladkiyo ke Chutkule and Jokes

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Ek Takla Ladka aur uski Girl Friend

htsmasti — Thu, 06 Dec 2018 17:27:39 +0000

Takla Ladka aur uski Girl Friend – Ladka Ladki Jokes Chutkule

Ek Takla (टकला) Bina Colar (कॉलर) ki T-Shirt main Ladki se Puchta hai – Kiasa lag raha hu??
Ladki – Chodo (छोडो) janu
Takla Ladka – Are bata na
Ladki – Rahane do yar kya batauu…
Takla – Are bata bhi…tujhe meri kasam
Ladki – Yar tum aise lag rahe ho…jaise Fate (फटे) hue shocks (मौजे) se Angutha (अंगूठा) bahar nikal aaya ho…

Ek Kali Ladki aur Jaadugar

htsmasti — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 16:51:41 +0000

Kali Ladki aur Jadugar ke Jokes

Ek Gaon main Ek Jaadugar Aaya,
Usne Ek Kaali Ladki ko Bulaya,
Us KAALI Ladki Ko Jaadugar Ne Jaadu Se Pankh
Laga Diye,,
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Kali LADKI – Are Wah Main PARI Ban Gayi
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Pichhe Se Ek Ladka Bola –
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Nahi Re Tu To CHAMGADAD (चमगादड़) Ban Gayi !!

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Ladki Pass Hone ke Liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai

htsmasti — Thu, 11 Oct 2018 13:25:07 +0000

Class main Ek ladaki ka padhai main bilkul man nahi lagata tha

Ladaki PASS hone ke liye

professor ke Room main gayi,

Ladaki – sir, main paas hone ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakati hoon,

professor – kuch bhi ?

Ladaki – ji Sir , haan kuchh bhi…
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professor – To padh le beti?

aur aapaki soch ko bhi 21 topon ki salaami…

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Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye

htsmasti — Sat, 22 Sep 2018 12:36:19 +0000

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne ke liye Gaye.
Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhed-khani Shuru Kar Deta Hai.
Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai – “Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi.”
Ladka Bolta Hai – “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal Li Janu, Ye To Meri Ghadi (Watch) Hai.

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Beta kya yahi Hamari Sanskriti Hai

htsmasti — Thu, 22 Dec 2016 10:24:00 +0000

Ek Ladka Park main Ped (Tree) ke piche
Apni Girl Friend ke sath khada tha…
Ek Buddha Aadmi Pass se Guzra aur bola – ‘Beta’ kya yahi hamari sanskriti hai?
Ladka – nahi uncle… ye to Malhotra Uncle ki Sangeeta hai…
Aap dusre Ped (Tree) ke piche check kijiye….

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Ladkiyo ke Best Hindi Chutkule

htsmasti — Sat, 17 Dec 2016 10:44:00 +0000

Ladkiyo ke Hindi Chutkule – Funny Mast Ladki Jokes in Hindi

एक सुंदर औरत क्रिकेट का मैच देख रही थी
और
चेहरे पर इंडिया के झंडे का नक्शा था,
एक बजुर्ग पास आया
और
उसके चेहरे को चूम कर बोला
कितना सुंदर है मेरा भारत।

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एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी
सहेली ने पूछा – शादी की सारी
तैयारियां कर ली क्या?
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लड़की – हाँ दोनों SIM नाले में फेंक दिया, फ़ोन तो Format कर दिया है,
Facebook भी Deactivate कर दिया है,
बस तू अपना मुँह बंद रखीयो।

Ek Ladka Ladki ke Baap Se bola – Main Aapki Beti Ka Haath Maangne Aaya Huu.
Ladki Ka Baap bola – Kyun?
Ladka – Kyu Ki Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chuke Hain…
SMS Kar Kar ke!

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Ek Ladki – “Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Main Kya Farq Hota Hai”
Pinky – “Ja Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nai Pata,

Doodh Jab Gharam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai, Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi Niche Aati Hai”

Non Veg Jokes
Boy Girl Sexy Jokes

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Ab kya chahte ho bhai

htsmasti — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 07:01:00 +0000

Ladka – Sir, main apki beti se pichle 21 saal se payar karta hu.
Ladki ka baap – to ab kya chahte ho?
Ladka – Sadi.
Ladki ka baap – Thank God! Maine socha sayad tum Pension chahte ho

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Ek 9 saal ke Ladke par rape ka aarope

htsmasti — Wed, 07 Jan 2015 17:37:00 +0000

Ek 9 saal ke Ladke par ek ladki Rape karne ka Aarope lagati hai,
Mukadma Adalat main chala jata hai,
Ladke ki Vakil uski tunni ko pakadkar – Jajj saab kya iski Tunni ko dekhkar apko lagta hai ki ye ladka rape kar sakta hai,
Ladka – Vakil sahiba aap isko jayada mat hilaoo nahi to hum ye ‘CASE HAAR JAYENGE‘

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