Jija Aur Sali ki Mast Baat | Jija Sali Jokes | Chutkule / SMS

Sali– Jija ji Plz mujhe 500 rupey de do main agale hafte mai de dungi
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Jija – Tum 1000 Lelo magar abhi do..plz

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Jija– Sali se, Aapke yahan ki sabse Mashoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali– Jija ji, jo yaha mash-hoor thi, usey to aap hi le gaye…

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Jija ka Dirty Mind – Jija Sali Jokes

Jija– Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jise Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Mahsoos Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?
Sali Sharam Ke maare – Hey Bhagwan, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum..
Jija– Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.

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Sali – Pyar kab hota hai?
Jija – Jab Rahu, Ketu aur Sani ki dasha Kharab ho,
Apka Mangal Kamzor ho aur Bhagwan Maze Lane ke Mood main ho…

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Bhabhi ke Kamre se Dever
Jija ke Kamre se Sali
Sali ke Kamre se Padosi
Padosi ke Kamre se Nanad Nikal rahi hai
aur Serial ka naam hai ‘Pavitra Rishta’