Ladkiyo ke Funny Chutkule / Jokes

Ek bar 2 Nangi Ladkiyo ne bank ko loot liya..
Bahar aate hi 1 boli – Chal ab jaldi se kapde pehan le, koi pehchan nahi payega..
Quki kisi bhi kamine ne shakal to dekhi hi nahi hogi.

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Ladki – Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge
Ladka – Main bhi mar jaunga..

Ladki – Par Kyu?
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Ladka – Yar tere chakkar main udhari itni ho gayi hai ki
jeena mushkil hai..

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Ladki Ka Kiss Seen

Ek Ladki Doctor ke pass apne Lips dikhane gayi..
Doctor – Lips Kaise Fate?
Ladki – Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki achanak Kisi Ne
Darwaza Knock
Kiya Or Us Kamine Ne Ghabra Ke
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Zip Band Kar Li..

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Ladki Ke Baap Ne Vidai Ke Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha “Beta ab hamari Izzat Tumhare Haath Mein Hai…
Dulha Bola – “Aap Chinta Mat Kijiye – Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!”

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1 Budha ek Ladki Se Takrya
Budha – Sorry
Ladki – Stupid… dikhta nahi hai kya
Tabhi ek Ladka us Se Takrya
Ladka – Sorry
Ladki – It’s Ok
Budha – Bahenkilorry Meri Sorry Ki Spelling Galat Thi Kya…

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Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya
Ladki : I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi
Bachaa : It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”