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एक अंग्रेज गांव में आ गया और सारा साग खा गया – गांव के चुटकुले

htsmasti — Mon, 16 Oct 2023 13:01:55 +0000

एक अंग्रेज गांव में आ
गया तो उसे बाजरे की
रोटी पर साग रख के
खिलाया गया।

वो सारा साग खा कर
बोला ये प्लेट किधर
रखनी है।

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बाथरूम पर बहस में जीत गया गांव वाला — Funny गांव के चुटकुले

किसी ने कहा मेरा बाथरुम दस लाख का तो किसी ने बीस लाख का तो किसी ने पचास लाख का…

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और जब यही बात एक गांव के आदमी से पूछी गई तो उसने बताया की मैं जहां सुबह लोटा लेकर जाता हूं उस खेत की कीमत 7 करोड़ है।
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और ऐसे बाथरुम तो हम रोज बदल देते है !!

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गांव के भोले लोग शहर की शादी में गए, फिर पढ़िए क्या हुआ,

गांव के भोले लोग, शहर में एक शादी के रिसेप्शन में गए,
अंदर गए तो इतने सारे सलाद के आइटम देखकर बाहर आ गए,
बाहर आकर एक बोला…
अभी तो सब्जी भी नहीं बनी है…कटी धरी है

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एक गांव में आधी रात को सांता क्लॉस आया और बोला कि कोई wish मांगो..
लूलू शराबी बोला कि मेरी वाइफ झगड़ा बहुत करती है
कोई दूसरी वाइफ दिलवा दो..
संता क्लॉज ने लूलू शराबी को बहुत मारा फिर पता चला कि..
लूलू की बीवी ही संता क्लॉज बनकर आई थी!

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Teacher Student English Jokes

htsmasti — Fri, 01 Sep 2017 11:16:25 +0000

Latest Funny Jokes on Teacher & Student

In a classroom Teacher asks John to count from 0 to 10.
John – 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Teacher – Where is 5?
John – Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…

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Who is Stupid?

htsmasti — Thu, 24 Aug 2017 18:04:08 +0000

Teacher – Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
“Nobody stands up”
Teacher – I am sure there are some STUPID students in this class…
“Little Tom stands up”
Teacher – “Ohh, Tom you think you are stupid?”
Little Tom – “No… I just feel bad that you are standing alone…”

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Boy and Girl English Jokes

htsmasti — Wed, 23 Aug 2017 15:04:44 +0000

Girl – Darling Please Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boy – Why baby?
Girl – I’m going to miss you, see it everyday.
Boy – You would remember me anyway.
Girl – How’s that?
Boy – Thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.

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True Facts About You – Funny English Jokes

htsmasti — Mon, 21 Aug 2017 17:29:14 +0000

Latest Funny Jokes in English / Best Jokes for Kids

I know 10 True Facts about you…
Fact 1 – You are reading these facts.
Fact 2 – You can’t say the letter ‘M’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3 – You just tried it…
Fact 4 – You’re now smiling.
Fact 6 – You’re now smiling or laughing again.

Fact 7 – You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8 – You just checked it.
Fact 9 – You’re smiling again.
Fact 10 – You like this and now you’re going to rate or comment.

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Funny Classroom Jokes for Kids

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
Tom stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”

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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!

Q. Why didn’t the orange win the race?
A. It ran out of juice.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9.

Q. How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
A. When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)

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First Funny Jokes of the year 2017

htsmasti — Mon, 02 Jan 2017 10:31:00 +0000

Very Funny Jokes, Sandy and Police Wala jokes

Police – Knock Knock
Sandy – Who is it?
Police – Police, open the Door
Sandy – What do you want?
Police – We need To Talk
Sandy – How many are you?
Police – Two
Sandy – Then Talk to each other…

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