Ek Jaat ka Train main safar

Yatri – Sir, thoda side ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
Jat – Jante ho main kaun hu??
Yatri – Sorry Sir, main kisi aur seat par baith jata hu
Ek Pahlwan Yatri jaat se, Thoda Side ho jaiye
Jat – Jante nahi main kaun hu
Pahalwan ne Jaat ki Gardan pakdi aur bola, Bata be kaun hai Tu,
Jat – Main BIMAAR hu, ek hafte se Bukhaar hai!!!!