Aaj ke Funny Hindi Jokes for Kids

Kids jokes in hindi Bachon Ke Chutkule Hindi. Funny Kids Jokes.

Monu PAPA se – Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue : Beta, itna bada to abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

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बच्चो के लिए हिंदी चुटकुले. नॉटी बच्चो के ऊपर जोक्स. Hindi jokes on Kids.

टीचर – कल तुम कोचिंग नहीं आये कहाँ थे.?

स्टुडेंट – वो कल हमारे यहां मंदिर में
ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी था ना, इसलिए नहीं आ पाया।

टीचर – ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी से मतलब ?

स्टुडेंट – मतलब सुन्दर काण्ड था।

टीचर अभी भी सदमें है…

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Maths teacher asks pappu what are 2,4,10,17.

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The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

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Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.
Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Buddha aadmi : Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha – Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Buddha aadmi (ghanti bajane ke baad) – Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha – Ab bhago!

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Kid (phone par) – Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam – Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid – Mere papa bol rahe hain.

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