Rs 500 and Rs 1000 Notes Band

Toofani Chutkule and Jokes

Ab Kaun Ye Afwah faila raha ki kal Modi ji
Gold ko Loha Ghosit kar denge…

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Abhi Ek ladke ko traffic police ne bina Helmet ke pakad liya
Ladke ne 500 diya
Police ne mana kar diya
Ladke ne 1000 ka note diya
Police wala bola – 100 hi de do bhai…ye nahi leta

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Aaj Subha MODI Ji ne Freeze khola
aur Milk ki Jagah Thumbsup nikli aur bola
Chalo INDIA aaj kuch Toofani karte hain

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Ek 9/11 main America hill gaya
dusre 9/11 main India Hill gaya

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Note kya band hue..sab logo ne apne hi Ghar mein
Raid Marni shuru kr di

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