Teacher and Student ke Solid Chutkule

Teachers Day Chutkule / Jokes / SMS / Shayari Hindi Chutkule on Teachers day

Teacher: Jab Main Tumhare
Jitna tha,
Mere 100 marks Aate the..


Student : Aji Kismat Achhi Thi
Aapki Jo Aapko Achha Teacher
Mil Gaya…
Hamari Kismat Aisi Kahan

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Teacher to student
Aaj tumne homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student – sir, Ghar par light nai thi..
Teacher – to saale mombati jala leta..
Student – sir, machis nahi utha sakta tha,
Teacher – kyu ?
Student – sir, pooja ghar main rakhi hui thi..
Teacher – to uthayi kyun nai..
Student – nahaya nai tha sir,
Teacher – sale nahaya kyu nai tha.
Student – paani nahi tha sir..
Teacher – paani kyu nahi tha..
Student – sir motor nahi chal rahi thi,
Teacher – ullu ke pathhe ab motor ko kya hua tha..

Student – sir aap kitne bade chutiye ho, abe saale kitni baar bolu ki light nahi thi

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KAMAL ke din the wo bhi…
Madam MURGA humko banati thi aur,
Exam main ANDE khud deti thi

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