Mast Latest Chutkule Hi Chutkule

Mast Chutkule – Latest and Mast Chutkule

Santa : Kal mane Sapna dekha ki Tum mujhe Jewelry aur cloths gift kar rahe ho,
Banta : Aur mane dekha ki tumhare Pita uska bil de rahe hain…
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Banta : Oe sante, kya hua, kal teri Sadi hai… phir bhi tu Udas hai,
Santa : Ladki walo ne kaha hai ki Barati kam Lana, Pata nahi Papa mujhe le jayenge ya nahi…
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Teacher : Nuton ka rule sunaoo,
Student : Pura to nahi aata, Last line aati hai,
Teacher : Sabass! wahi sunaoo…
Student : Ise hi kahate hain Nuton ka Rule….
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Americi : Hamare Desh ke Kutte Futboll Khelte hain,
Japani : Hamare Desh ki Machliya Dance karti hain,
Chini : Hamare Desh ke hathi Cycle chalate hain,
Indian : Bas… Hamare Desh ke Gadhe to Sarkar chalate hain…
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Santa : Tu next Janam main kya banna chahta hai,
Banta : Main agale Janam main Chuha banna chahta hu,
Santa : kyu!
Banta : kyuki meri Biwi is duniya main only Cuhon se hi darti hai…

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